A priest and a pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand made sign into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells out: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out!?"
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I know who saved my soul and I want this world to know, that I was once blind, once lost, Now I'm blood bought, reconciled to God by the blood He shed on the cross. -Eternal M.o.G.
