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Cougar55
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The Fart
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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2/10/2008, 6:35 am
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beavis
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Re: The Fart
Well, it is on topic :
nanananananananananananana - FAAAAARTMAN
If you want more of this nonsense, just look up Mr. Methane on y/t.
Last tinkered by beavis, 2/17/2008, 5:06 pm
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2/17/2008, 5:04 pm
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Yer grammy musta been excentric 
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