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While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


Surprise buttsex would be awful. If someone wanted to surprise me, send me flowers, bring me home a nightie to try on, rub my feet. Surprise buttsex would most likely get someone's ass kicked if they tried it on me. Poopy.

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A guy I knew once tried it on a girl and got his appendage pooped on. He learned his lesson IMO.

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I agree about that as well... Not worth it!

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4/15/2008, 3:19 pm
 
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Re: While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


What about consensual butt sex then, would that be awful...

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While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


Depends on what you're into emoticon:
4/17/2008, 12:22 am
 
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Butt sex is best, getting a chick pregnant sucks emoticon

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4/20/2008, 8:15 pm
 
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Re: …


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 getting a chick pregnant sucks



I've never gotten a chick pregnant that way, is that why they have cesarean sections ?

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emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
4/20/2008, 10:15 pm
 
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While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


Ick. I'm game for about anything but my butt doesn't need something shoved up it. Whips and chains and ball gags....all good. Chinese beads or other foreign objects are NOT happening with this chickie.

Pregnancy? Take a morning after pill. Save your asshole, take a pill.

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4/21/2008, 12:22 am
 
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Don't knock it till you try it is all I have to say on this subject. *flits out*
4/21/2008, 2:50 pm
 
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While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


Guess I'm in the minority on this one....to each his own. :)

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4/25/2008, 7:57 pm
 
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Well I'm afraid of getting them pregnant, I mean guys who say theycan control themselves are full of ****, cuz it isn't eas to control it I am not joking.

Butt sex is good mostly cuz it is actually cleaner than vaginal, its right in the Kama-Sutra if ya dun believe me, but then again, to each his own, some girls dun like that cuz either they dun understand or it hurts emoticon

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5/14/2008, 10:30 pm
 
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I've seen the Kama Sutra. I believe in tantric sex. I truly do, one of those long, long, ridiculously orgasmic sexual experiences. Hot and sweaty and emotional and so extensive that both parties need a Gatorade afterward to keep their electrolytes in check. I've had that. However, I'm going with the latter part of your statement. I think it's painful even to TALK about. I can also remember my friend who did that to a chick and she **** all over his ****. And I don't just mean a tad, I'm talking, full-out diarrhea.

And as far as control, if you're referring to the "pull out" method, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. It's simply a guy who's banging a girl who's NOT on the pill (and any sensible chick would be taking something to begin with,) and who doesn't want to put on a rubber. It's a selfish bastard of a lover IMO. But then many men are. Sorry boys but it's the truth.

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I've never seen the Kama Sutra, but I so wanna give it a flip-through! emoticon

She's right, it's true. *grumbles*
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Some of the stuff in there makes me think I need to work on my flexibility.

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5/17/2008, 2:04 am
 
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While looking at Jeni's siggy, I had a thought....(Naughty alert, caution)


*is quite flexible* emoticon:
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