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Big thing, no talent
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Average thing, high talented tongue
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Shut up stupid
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Conversation a couple minutes ago inspired me to take a poll.....this is for the girls but also can apply to gay men and straight guys comfortable with their sexuality.

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5/17/2008, 11:20 pm
 
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You didn't put enough choices. I'll add one.

D) average or large, but talented with it, whether tongues are involved or not

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5/17/2008, 11:27 pm
 
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Sorry, voted shut up stupid cuz you didn't add *Big Thing, with talent* emoticon

If it is average and he does a good job downstairs, then okay I can live with that, but I am a hardcore player and gotta see holes plugged up, so it would have to be a dude with a big one and talent to keep her going on and on and on. emoticon

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5/17/2008, 11:27 pm
 
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Very well said, Jas.

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5/17/2008, 11:29 pm
 
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See the issue with "big/with talent" is that that is the perfect scenario. So I had to go with some stuff that wasn't so perfect and see what people would choose if they HAD to. Because let's face it, there are NO perfect lovers. Not even porn stars. I mean its' ACTING for heaven's sake. Vulgar acting, but acting. I bet they have to be infused with an IV drip of coffee to have that kind of stamina.

But you're right, I should have added one...

Average thing/high foreplay.

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5/17/2008, 11:30 pm
 
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*has had big with talent*

Too bad he wouldn't break up with his girlfriend for me. *pouts*

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5/17/2008, 11:33 pm
 
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I see what yer saying for the choices Marci, but let's face it, the majority of people look for big and talented pron wise and big enough to choke a little and great foreplay for the one on one activity. As you say a lot, its more for preference. emoticon

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5/17/2008, 11:36 pm
 
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That's bull****. I'll never in my life believe that crap. I mean honest to goodness the people who are looking for all that and a bag of chips probably aren't that good looking or talented to begin with.

Case in point....well not directly sex-related but you'll see (I hope.)

I knew a guy once who was "ok" looking. But he honestly thought he was the salt of the earth. Told me there were three classifications of attractive women....cute, pretty, and beautiful (unless you count plain and just test-tube-fetus ugly.) He then proceeded to tell me that I MIGHT be cute if I weren't so fat. (mind you I wore a size 7 at the time and was build like Lara Croft.) He was so self-absorbed that he didn't even realize that he wasn't good looking enough to even bag ME, much less someone who was much higher on the attractive scale.

People can sit there their entire lives and wish and hope for the perfect man/woman/lover, but let's face it, people disappoint. They're not perfect, they lie and steal and break hearts and **** on others and suck in bed and aren't satisfied with themselves, much less each other. Whoever is out there searching for that perfect lover will often be disappointed. They might be good, even great, but perfection is an illusion.

It's like this bogus crap about the perfect soulmate. One perfect person for everyone. Horse****. I think some people might be more suited for others and some people just get damn lucky. But there are no soulmates. There's no perfect person. There are good people, bad people, and ok people. Anyone who's holding out for Mr./Miss Right isn't going to get it.

I know I went off on a tirade. This is like a ****ing blog.

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5/17/2008, 11:51 pm
 
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Re: Poll:


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D) average or large, but talented with it, whether tongues are involved or not


Now thats what Im looking for! He's gotta know what he's doing and be able to improve on it at any moment!

As for porn, who in the hell wants to see the average "Joe Shmo" flip his **** all over when most of us can get that anytime?

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5/17/2008, 11:51 pm
 
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I bet most of them have to go in for weekly herpes treatments to keep their peters from showing nasty sores on camera.

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5/17/2008, 11:53 pm
 
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They airbrush the sores off emoticon

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5/17/2008, 11:56 pm
 
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emoticon Soul Mates are definitely non-existent, damn E Harmony emoticon

But I can't agree that waiting will not find someone who is Miss Right, because thats all love is, a waiting game. Most unexpected of places you can find it, yeah it won't be perfect by no means, even *God* is imperfect in many ways, and I know this cause I listened to what all of yuns tell me. emoticon

Yeah porn is rigged, there s a lot of **** going on behind the scenes. I've seen one made, and what they do is the guy usually loses it after a while with some chicks and he has to wait a while to go back in, or even nuts one off during and they have to wait the 30 minutes to finish it up. It is indeed an illusion, I give ya that emoticon

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5/17/2008, 11:58 pm
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH nuts one off

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5/18/2008, 12:00 am
 
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Best metaphore ever emoticon

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5/18/2008, 12:08 am
 
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I think that perhaps people might find someone suitable to all their idiocyncrasies, (spelling is horrible tonight) but I can't find myself in my cynical mind to believe that there is one perfect person for everyone. I just can't. Because no one is perfect. To put such a high belief on that perfect romantic love is ****.

You know what I wish? I wish that people could date forever. You know what rush, that high you get when you're first with someone? Too often that goes away, and while you might still love said person, you don't look at them with that same.....intensity. It's gone like the most fleeting of beautiful moments. And you sit there after a few decades and wonder why the **** you married this person, what have you done with your life? What could have been? And too often people can be sitting with their partner and be completely lonely. I mean there's someone in the room with you that you've been with forever and you feel like the lonliest person on the planet. What's the point of "searching" for that incredible "forever love?" I mean 70% of marriages end in divorce, so apparently other people agree with me here that soulmates don't exist. Either that or 10 years down the road they think they've found another one.

I'm not unhappy, I'm just being realistic here. and yes, most people who aren't with someone sit there and wish there was someone to love them, someone who share their cares with and tell them it'll be ok and that's what so many are seeking. But so many fail. Is it that they didn't deserve it? That they weren't worthy of true love? Or is it simply that the old couple who've been together for 67 years simply got lucky? Or were they just waiting....waiting for that absolution of time? Or did they simply......settle?

God this is NOT what I thought of when I started this thread. It's pouring outta me like a fountain tonight. Tomorrow I'll forget I even wrote it and will most likely look back and go what the ****?!?

AS for the pornos, I agree. The cameras being in your face, people telling you to turn your breast toward the camera, harden your **** between takes, doesn't make for a very erotic sounding experience.

Airbrushing the sores! LMAO, you're probably right.

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