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Grannyx16
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Classified Ads..(a riot)

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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8/12/2008, 5:14 pm

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Looks like Sneaky's dog got out again.

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8/12/2008, 5:32 pm

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Re: Classified Ads..(a riot)

lol can't you contorl that thing! emoticon

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8/12/2008, 5:44 pm

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BAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA THE DOG ONES WERE THE BEST emoticon

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8/12/2008, 6:16 pm

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Re: Classified Ads..(a riot)

i did like the wife knows everything as wel emoticon

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8/12/2008, 6:40 pm

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This was very funny.

thanks

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8/12/2008, 9:56 pm

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