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The Blonde and the Lord

THE BLONDE AND THE LORD

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, Poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " IS THAT YOU LORD? "

The voice replied,"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

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3/4/2008, 9:10 pm

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Re: The Blonde and the Lord

OMG poor blondes they get a bad rap. emoticon

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3/6/2008, 1:42 am

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Blondes aren't the only people to get a bad rap over ice-fishing. Aft'rawl...

Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democrat presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the manly way to settle things.

The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.

After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day GW returns to the headquarters and he has 10 fish. Soon Kerry, who has answers to everything, but no plan, returns and has zero fish.

Well everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day GW comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.

That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think GW is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."

The next night, after GW comes back with 50 fish, Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it? Is GW cheatin'?"

"He sure is Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."

3/7/2008, 7:39 am