scrappyjl
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Priest... Rabbi... Minister
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Protestant Minister are on a cruise. Suddenly the boat begins to sink.
The Protestant Minister yells, "Abandon ship! Women and children first!"
The Rabbi says, "Screw the children."
The Priest then replies, "Do we have enough time for that?"
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A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park one day and they see a group of young boys playing. The priest asks the rabbi if he wants to go screw the boys?
The rabbi replies "Out of what?"
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A nun needed a ride to her convent from her priest. She got in the car and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well-informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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3/13/2008, 11:25 pm
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mom2acat
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Re: Priest... Rabbi... Minister
Good ones, LOL!
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3/14/2008, 3:00 pm
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Garganey
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Re: Priest... Rabbi... Minister
Good ones!
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3/15/2008, 7:56 am
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