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Toothless

A young boy goes shopping with his mother, and is waiting right outside the ladies' dressing room for his Mum to come out. While waiting, the young boy gets bored, and just when his Mum comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The young boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, he grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's sixteen, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further, if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

"Hell, No!" he cries. "You've got teeth down here!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds. "There's no teeth down there."

"Yes, there are," he says. "My Mum told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her panties and gives him a little peek.

"No, I'm sorry," he says. "My Mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."

"Oh, for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, grabs him by the neck and shouts, "LOOK! I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy blushes with embarrassment but takes a good long look. His face reddens even more and then he admonishes her, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"

5/17/2008, 6:58 am