SHJIHM :: Passion of The Christ :: Black Christmas parody ~ Runboard
"There are not over a hundred people in the United States who hate the Catholic Church. There are millions, however, who hate what they wrongly believe to be the Catholic Church, which is, of course, quite a different thing." -Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
Placating terrorists, meeting with dictators, compassion for murderers... but no humanity for the unborn... incredible.
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Black Christmas parody Re: Hollywood Jews Denegrate Christmas...AGAIN
by dead_by_dawn-1 5 days ago (Wed Dec 13 2006 09:02:40 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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BLACK HANUKAH - 7 NIGHTS OF TERROR
CONCEPT:
Little Billy Burkstein didn't like Hanukah. His mommy raised him as an orthodox Jew in a small town in Utah. With his strange appearance he was subjected to savage bullying by his Mormon classmates. One day he snapped, and one by one he killed his family, turning their freshly dead flesh into dradles.
25 years later Billy brakes out of the insane asylum where he has been incarcerated and returns to his family home, which is now a sorority house for Cohen University. Over the seven nights of Hanukah, he kills the residents one by one, until only one is left. Can Gail Leibowitz survive, or will Billy Burkstein have his final revenge. Oy vay, it's always something.
Critics say,
"Finally, producers Bob and Harvey Weinstein put there money where their full mouths are."
- Roger Ebert
"You won't be able to go to sleep without lighting the menorah."
- Gene Shalt
"Those f ucking Jews have done it agasin."
- Mel Gibson
See Black Hanukah, opening nationwide on Christmas Day
Re: Black Christmas parody Seems a little over the top but perhaps deserved.
quote:
December 20, 2006
“BLACK CHRISTMAS” IS VINTAGE WEINSTEIN
Here’s what Catholic League president Bill Donohue said today about the upcoming movie, “Black Christmas”:
“It is not uncommon for theaters to host dark comedies or tear-jerkers during the most fun time of the year, namely Christmastime. Psycho-type films have also been released in December. But when it comes to blood and gore flicks, they never open on Christmas Day. Unless, of course, the men behind the movie are Harvey and Bob Weinstein.
“It’s not so much the plot of ‘Black Christmas’ that bothers us—a wacko who terrorizes college girls at Christmas—it’s the fact that the Weinstein boys are back again, choosing a title and an opening date to make their latest statement.
“Even in Hollywood, a town where bashing Christians is sport—and Catholics are the target of choice—the Weinsteins stand out. In 1995, they treated us to ‘Priest,’ a film where the audience is introduced to totally dysfunctional priests, all of whom are made screwy because of the Catholic Church. In 1998, they delivered ‘The Butcher Boy,’ a film starring Sinead O’Connor as a foul-mouthed Virgin Mary. ‘Dogma’ hit the big screen in 1999, and this time viewers were treated to a descendant of Mary and Joseph who works in an abortion clinic, a foul-mouthed 13th apostle and a comment comparing Mass to lousy sex. In ‘40 Days and 40 Nights,’ which opened during Lent of 2002, a Catholic is ridiculed for giving up sex for Lent. And in the 2002 film ‘The Magdalene Sisters,’ the only nuns the audience meets are sadistic.
“It makes sense, then, that the Weinstein tag-team would return in 2006 with their latest contribution. The fact that they chose Christmas Day to open is not by accident: They scheduled ‘Priest’ to open on Good Friday, until, that is, I pressured them to change the date (it opened three weeks earlier). Unlike ‘Black Christmas,’ that film engendered a strong response from the Catholic League—the script was anti-Catholic.
“Make no mistake about it, the Weinstein boys want ‘Black Christmas’ to be their Christmas present to Christians.”
The Catholic League is the nation's largest Catholic civil rights organization. It defends individual Catholics and the institutional Church from defamation and discrimination.
