Heti ku ktp avaa kolmoskauden niin olen paikalla vittuilemassa. (siis jos ei omaa peliä ole)
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A Scotsman had a bottle of fine old Scotch whisky which he placed in his overcoat pocket. On his way home he fell, and as he got up he felt a wet patch on his trousers. "Please, Lord," he prayed,"let that just be blood!"
