1. Burn my copies of "my life and times the struggle of Squiredom by Devryn"
2. Kick Nova in the junk.
3. Get my drink on and be my cool drunk self.
4. Take a new squire, abuse my swordbrother and squires.
5. Kick Nova in the junk.
6 Make fun of Nova as he lies on the ground screaming "OMG YOU KICKED ME IN THE JUNCK!'
7. Make fun of Mogs hair.
8. Get my drink and pass out in GTG camp.
9. Laugh as my squires and swordbrothers rescue me from the GTG camp.
and the 10th thing I am going to do, Beat the snott out of everyone in the OoT, then move on from there.
(ps Kick Nova in the junck).
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But on his breast a bloody Cross he bore
The dear remembrance of his dying Lord,
For whose sweet sake that glorious badge we wore
And dead (as living) ever he adored.
