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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
If I am drinking shots of tequila Im usualy chasing it down with a Pacifico.
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4/14/2008, 16:53
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Weeping Jesus on the Cross, Weed. I mean, I'm happy and proud and all, especially about your choice of a Patron anejo, but Sprite? Why not just a white wine spritzer?
Either drink it straight, or in a margarita if you think you're Jimmy Buffet, but mostly chase it with a beer. And Pacifico is supremo for anejo.
Having said that, I generally keep a coke close by.
My little boy is all growed up and drinking tequila. Brings a tear to my eye.
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4/14/2008, 22:19
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
True dat. The chaser is not the issue here. At least the man is trying. That's more than I can say. I've never cared enough for tequila to attempt to differentiate. Just hammer that ****er back, and stomach the pain. Tweed, you are a renaissance man, in my eyes.
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4/15/2008, 1:03
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
I think I need to be a little more clear here because I do like the flavors I'm tasting with the bourbons and the tequilas. I'm able to detect differences between brands and I'm enjoyin' my coffee... But here's where I need to be clear: I'm not taking a sip or slug of the booze and then rushing to the ****ing chaser like a ****ing fancy pants! The occasional sip of a sweet beverage after a few sips of the booze is nice and it cuts the alcohol nose, if you know what I mean. I did tease Scuff last week while drinking the tequila by keeping my pinky up like a ****ing debutant, but it was merely for comic relief. If I drink beer with booze you might as well put a plant in my lap because I'll be potted everytime I go out. I can't do that.
I am officially going to become a Blue Hawaiian-man. My new drink, blue, sweet, and refreshing. Ahhhhh. Embrace your sweet tooth, ladies.
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4/15/2008, 10:39
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Not on my watch, you ain't. Blue Hawaiian, my wrinkled fanny. What the heck is that, anyway? You're feminine enough with that pinky-in-the-air **** you pulled. I bet you're wearing lace panties, too.
Just don't wear 'em tomorrow.
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4/15/2008, 23:41
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Blue Hawaiian....ha ha. Go ahead and drink up dude. Revenge in the form of a hangover like no other is what you get for drinking such a vaginal drink.
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4/16/2008, 17:15
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Blue Hawians
Blue vomit and Diabetes.
It's what did Wilford Brimley in. Now he's minus half a foot and his **** won't get hard. I don't think surgar drinks are worth it.
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4/16/2008, 23:17
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4/17/2008, 0:16
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Yes, a young social worker started bemoaning his fate as an aspiring journalist and the ins and outs of Harford County journalistic politics and the cost of living there while his strangely erotic wife looked on, throwing in her occasional rants evry now and then. She was drinking something with an orange slice in it - could have been a Belgian beer but he was surely drinking some Seabreeze -like concoction, which was all red with some spritzed **** and I think a black olive. Very gay. Had on his work shirt and tie. Could not get away from him. She kept saying, "they have to go home, honey." She's a teacher, like Weed so they started talking. never ****ing stopped. Meanwhile, we're still drinking tequila. The world gets skewed differently when you catch a tequila buzz and these folks might have been okay if we were under a beer buzz but they were just, well, awfully funny in that reactionary way Weed was saying.
"Oh, Scuff, you and my Dad are the same age." Now that ****ing pissed me off. I'm only interesting to geriatric patients now?
Weed and I laughed all the way out to the trucks.
Side note: My reputation spreads. One of my clerks came in today and gave me a bottle of El Amo tequila, which she spirited back from Mexico (spirited - get it?)and has asked me to take it home and try it. She wants my opinion, man. I told her I would but it would cost her $10.00 (I was joking, of course). She says, "Okay, I need to know if it's any good." Hahahahaha. I declined the bak, however. Dumb puss.
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4/17/2008, 17:29
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