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amphibious0rodent
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Well, did you lose weight? <<<<<eat pizza>>>> Was the diet tough to keep on? <<<<drink beer>>>>> I know it was tough for me when I tried it <<<<pasta...more pasta>>>>> because there were all these subliminal messages everywhere <<<BOOZE>>>> for things I couldn't have with carbs in them <<<your wife's getting fat, a bag or two of chips won't matter>>>>>.
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2/22/2009, 13:04
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Well, today I was eating a grapefruit.. and then proceeded to remove the melted cutting board from the oven, that I accidentally melted, because apparently you can't cook with a cutting board in the oven... who the **** knew?! Jesus, these lapses of reason.. anyway, I ate half the grapefruit, decided to drink some absolut straight up, and chased it with a grapefruit. Quite a good combo, if i do say so myself.
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8/11/2009, 8:58
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
I always said that youth was wasted on the young. What did you do with the cutting board?
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8/11/2009, 11:29
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Do you think he deemed it a modern sculpture and placed it in a place of honor?
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8/11/2009, 15:31
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
Yes, right next to the dead body he stumbled over, to mark the site and the occasion. He named it "The Third Degree or The Heat is On."
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8/11/2009, 19:14
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Just Burger
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Re: This (beer) boy is trying to man-up!
haha. you guys are funny.. I threw it away of course... it was still melted to the metal trey.. so i threw them away, once I was able to dissect them from the oven. Luckily there is still a metal trey... two metal trey's to an oven... really two is kind of unnecessary unless you are baking a lot of stuff.
Speaking of the dead guy, I had to go to a deposition the other week with a bunch of lawyers present. They asked me all sorts of questions.. It was interesting. Especially the part where I admitted to getting high at a party, before I came home and found said dead guy... They showed me some photos and it turns out that the dude probably did get strangled with his neck caught in the fence.. He was wasted... How the **** do you do a drunken stumble into a closing gate, and get your neck caught.. I have no ****ing idea...****ty luck that's for sure.
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8/12/2009, 7:37
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