Slackjawd
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Great Lebowski moment.
Lat Friday, I managed to get a couple of roadwhores back to my pad after the bar. I failed in the modest task to bed either of them, when one of the *****es complained of my house being too dirty. I said to her, "does this place LOOK like I'm ****ing married?" The moment was lost on these stupid broads, they'd never seen the movie. It killed the mood, so I sent them packing. Not after they drank my Hamm's, though. ****ing ****s. I need to get a refresher from AMC on how to bed the dames, again. I've seemed to have lost my touch.
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7/31/2008, 15:04
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
Well, you did say you preferred to jerk off manually.
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7/31/2008, 16:22
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
Were these siamese twins?
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7/31/2008, 19:34
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AmeanCaucasian
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
Lebowki moments are lost on chicks.....Im suprised you dident have some Norah Jones ready in the CD player.
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8/12/2008, 5:16
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
At times like these I usually recommend a loaded gun ... and the snarled phrase ...
"On your knees, *****es."
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10/16/2008, 18:19
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TheTumblingTumbleweed
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
You sound a little angry fowler...
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10/19/2008, 20:22
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
...Fowler...do you have a nullet?
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10/20/2008, 0:35
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
weed let these guys survive.....temp
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10/21/2008, 2:58
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Just Burger
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Re: Great Lebowski moment.
jesus, you guys have been getting tweed to axe off all the new blood in fears of it being the mullet man?... **** it, at this point i bet even he has mellowed out.. but that the eternal optimist speaking.
Slack- that's ****ing funny...good usage of the movie quotes. I know i'm supposed to be asking you older dudes for advice instead of giving it, but perhaps you're coming off as desperate since you haven't gotten laid in a while? They can sense this ****.. just pretend like you dont care (which you dont) but remember to be gentle All it takes is one. once you get one, the others will smell that too and then be all over you, since they want what others have and will wonder what they're missing.
I suggest using the DENNIS system.
first Demonstrate your value. Then Engage Physically. we'll take it from there.
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