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I did it now.
Was at the ballgame and ran into a buddy's girlfriend. She was drunk, as was I, and she bailed on her friends. Told me she always wanted to **** me, and she needed a place to stay. I let her crash at my pad with no intentions whatsoever. She goes into a sob story how she's gonna break up with the dude, they're not compatible, etc. and next thng I know, she's blowing me and I end up having coitus with her. I know I shouldn't have but it's hard to deny a woman when she's sucking on your prick. I made it a good 45 minutes of her teasing me before I broke down, but in the end, I am one weak ****er. Well, you obviously know the potential problems this will cause, and I'm willing to take this to my grave, but I worry about her and who she's gonna tell. There's gonna be hell to pay on this one, fellas.
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4/12/2007, 16:36
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Re: I did it now.
She will talk.
That you can be sure of. If she has wanted to **** you for so long she will not be able to go without braging about it.
Ah man I have been in your shoes before dude. Lets face it dude, guys like you and me cant be put in that position. I was telling my brother just the other day, the only way for me not to cheat on a women is never ever be put in the position to.
I salute you sir!
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4/12/2007, 17:46
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Re: I did it now.
Worst case scenario is she talks, I take my beating by this dude, which I half-heartedly agree I deserve, and I lose a handful of friends. Best case scenario, which I think is improbable, is she keeps her ****ing mouth shut and nobody gets hurt. In retrospect, even though this chick is a low-down cheating ****, she would be convenient to keep around in a pinch. I couldn't believe the klingon sex rituals she put herself through. After being with her, a piece of my soul has died. I feel cheap and abused, but oh baby, what a **** she was. I might go jerk off just thinking about it.
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4/12/2007, 22:05
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Re: I did it now.
So elaborate on this a bit.
Is your friend like in love with this chick? How long have they been togeter? How good a friend is he?
You could aways go the rought of telling him yourself. Just be like hey man Im realy sorry and all but I just thought you should know becaues "Bro's before ho's" but you SLF is a slut.
That would never get you any ass in the future. Is this chick hot?
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4/12/2007, 22:42
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Re: I did it now.
The dude's the brother-in law of one of my best friends. He's a good ****. He's been with this chick for about 4 years, since she was 17. They were engaged, but broke it off after she ****ed some guy when she was drunk. He forgave her, they're still together, but apparently she wants out, but doesn't know how to get out because he's such a nice guy. I totally **** on him, and wish like hell I never di, but this chick wouldn't take no for an answer. She's pretty attractive, yet she's an Amazon. 6 foot ****ing 2, man. She's dwarfs me by 6 inches. I wouldn't care if I never got with her again, but if the option arises, if she's done with the bro-in-law, I'd take another run at it. They live together, in a ****ing townhouse her parents bought for them. It's a ****ing mess, man. I got a bad feeling she'll use this as a reason why she wants to break up with him. ****ing Amazonian **** is gonna throw me under the bus because she got engaged when she's 21 years old and is having second thoughts. This is gonna trigger a ****storm, wherein, my buddies wife (the dude's sister) will forbid her husband, (my best friend) from being friends. It's gonna sever ties with 15-20 percent of my long-time friends. I feel terrible about it, but what the **** can I do now? The damage is done, and I tried like a mother ****er to prevent it. A man is only as strong as his zipper, dude.
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4/12/2007, 23:29
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Re: I did it now.
I don't see the issue.
You resisted as long as you could, you failed, you show remorse.
Life should be like Slapshot. You hit him wit da stick, den you have to sit in da box for two minutes, you feel shame, and den you go free.
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4/13/2007, 2:08
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Re: I did it now.
...Its simple....deny, deny, deny and then deny some more.
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4/13/2007, 14:24
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Re: I did it now.
Wow that much taller than you. I have only done a couple of chicks that were way taller. Kind of makes you feel like you just climed a mountain.
So is her boy friend also ****ing huge? Should you be fearing physical harm or can you take him?
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4/13/2007, 15:46
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Re: I did it now.
I don't fear physical harm from him, man. he's very gentle by nature, although he did play o-line for a division 3 college. He's a beast. His brother's crazy than a ****house rat, however, and he could crush me. I'm not that scared of a beating, like I mentioned, i deserve it, and would take it, if that's what it took to make things right. This guy's a good ****, man. He didn't deserve to get **** on like that. However, the strumpet has cheated on him before, and I tried like hell to keep i from happeneing. I'm calling psychological rape on this one, man. I was raped.
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4/13/2007, 19:40
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Re: I did it now.
Well Slack you can take comfort in the fact that you were drunk. Its not a good excuse but its one with time honored tradition.
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4/13/2007, 20:55
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