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Slackjawd
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The 40 year-old redhead comes clean last night, and says she has a husband. Don't know how that one slipped past me, until I meditated on it for a while, and realized I never really listened to her. All we do is drink in bars and ****. Not a bad arrangement, that is until the husband finds out and sticks a knife in me. So me, being the lowlife that I am, didn't end this arrangement. It's still open. DOes throw a whole new variable in the equation however. SHould I roll with it, or cut my losses?
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Maybe he's into threesomes?
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If you dont know the dude then I say **** away. I mean its not like the time you banged your buddys chick after the ball game.
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Hey, thanks AMC. It's good to have a guy there to always remind you that you're an saashole. AFter our discussion, I decided to say **** it, because yes, that's my answer to everything, as well as the answer to her. The guy's a control freak, and she wants out of the marriage. Is it my job to give her happiness, or preserve the sanctity of marriage? All I know is that I like her for two reasons.
1.)She can drink like a veteran....she doesn't get all stupid and emotional, even when she's wasted. If need be, she'll go to the bathroom, vomit, and come back with a positive attitude. There's so much to be said for the Puke and Rally.

2.) She likes to ****. She'll use me like a cheap chinese garden tool, pay attention to my minor needs, and go back to her own house after coitus.

She even offered to clean my bathroom. I thought that was a true gesture of ****ing friendship. So, until this dunce of a husband gets whiff of my musky scent, I'm gonna storm the castle. I don't know if I'll ever trust women again, however. They can be some treacherous, spiteful, cheating ****s.
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Well, dude, keep on pumpin'. I went down a similar road and when the rubber meets it, she'll leave you both. Bonus. Unless you like this chick in a serious way... Then you're ****ed, because chances are she's either using you to make her hubby jealous or she knows it's over and is using you as the proverbial "transition dude." Either way, the chance that you actually run into the ****ing goldbricker is slim while the potential for you continuing to enjoy yourself is ****ing high. Enjoy it while it lasts. The chick I had was some of the best sex of my life. 10 years older... a little pent up... ****ing hot... Spelled ****ing nice for the tweed! Good luck, dude. Hope ya ain't fallin' for her. Sadly, that **** seldom works. emoticon

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Ha ha ha ha ha. Falling for her. There's something you should know about the dude.
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Yeah... hahahaha... what the hell was I thinking.

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I would also like to know what you were thinking Weed.
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I got baby-brain, man. Sleep deprivation and the increased estrogen in the house is turning me soft. I think I'm developing a vagina... emoticon

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Ha ha thats funny Weed.....see my smack in the FF which I wrote before I read this.
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