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Ix-nay on the uttered-bay at-cay.
We in the nuclear industry try to steer the public clear of seemingly endless sources of free energy....so shut the **** up.
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1/6/2009, 21:56
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The Buttered Cat Theroy? Who are you? AMC? It's more than a theory, man, it's a doable, renewable source of energy, as long as you have a cat, some wheat and a cow. And some grass. And a monorail. Wait, I'm gonna go get my notes.
Wowee, I been waiting for this to come around again.
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1/7/2009, 0:33
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old dude
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...If I were to post something like; "whose on second and what's the name of the first baseman?"
...would that need a footnote?...NOT
...Classic **** need no ****in footnote or a seat in the Senate...!
...Scuffman get your ****ing notes!
...why a monorail...Dysneyland Sucks
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1/7/2009, 1:27
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A monorail because it's the earliest and best demonstration of the BCT. The devil is in the details. What kind of cat? What brand of butter? What color cat? Male? Female? Neutered? What kind of bread? Light toast or dark? And so on. This is diverting mke incredibly now. Research at the labs is put on hold. Told my boss yesterday that she'd have to wait for her report as I was working on a much larger project.
I will soon report at length.
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1/7/2009, 11:05
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old dude
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SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the ``Great Cats and Rare Canids Act of
2008.''
SEC. 2. FINDINGS.
Congress finds the following:
(1) Many wild populations of felids and canids, once
considered common, are in decline, and many have declined to
the point that their long-term survival in the wild is in
serious jeopardy. Scuffman is been used as a source with nearlr a decade of counting by hands and toes.
(2) Of the 37 wild felid species worldwide, all are currently
recognized as species in need of protection under the IUCN Red
List, the lists of species in CITES appendices I, II, and III,
or the Endangered Species Act of 1973. Of the 35 wild canid
species worldwide, nearly 50 percent are recognized as in need
of such protection.
(3) In addition to their intrinsic value, feces(CAT ****) and canids
are important aesthetic, economic, and ecological global
resources that need to be conserved.
(4) Large feces and canids are considered both umbrella and
indicator species. Healthy populations of these species act as
an important indicator of the integrity of entire ecosystems
and, because they require large wild peni to persist, benefit
entire ecosystems and a large number of other species. Measures
taken to benefit these keystone species will ultimately benefit
a great number of other species, such as grandchildren; germ riddeled little
mother****ers
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1/8/2009, 4:36
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Hah. That will never happen because we will have cat farms. These cats will be raised as an energy generation genus. There will be several species listed, depending on their ability to turn in a buttered state.
They won't need to live long as they will have a shelf life close to that of D Cell batteries. The biotechnology which would be needed to create reanimate-able cats is not close at this time. I'm more concerned about the amount of wheat available for the bread. we need to convert a lot more acreage so that we have a sustainable resource rather than the "No Grain Left Unthreshed" policy we now have.
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1/8/2009, 15:21
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amphibious0rodent
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We will put these cats into a complex computer simulation of life in the wild whilst they spin away for the good of mankind. Until one day a cat will rise up and extricate himself from this "matrix" and lead all cats in revolution against their human oppressors. Then we'll be just as ****ed as we are now.
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1/8/2009, 21:19
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Actually, I've been thinking about this. If you throw the cat out there, it will achive it's own perfect catness, and at some poinbt be falling in an upright position. The buttered toast, being intrinsically possessed of a perfect buttered toastness, will also find balance and at some poit it will be falling buttered side down. All agree on this; hence the alleged spinning motion. But, what if, in a point/counterpoint, balance/counterbalance kind of centrifugality, the cat and the buttered toast stop falling altogether and just sort of hang there, perfectly positioned against all laws of physics? Then all we have is a piece of buttered toast tied to a cat hanging in the air. The monorail would stall. People would be late for appointments.
I wish i could locate my earlier work on this but I think it's in the other Dude's world. I must go look.
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1/9/2009, 0:54
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...CLASSIC...!
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1/9/2009, 1:24
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