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TheTumblingTumbleweed
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****ing DRYWALL!!!

Drywall can kiss my everlovin' asshole! Goddam if I don't hate that **** worse than any man-made ****ing thing in the world. ****. It never cuts straight... even with a sharp blade. But god forbid the blade get dull and then it never cuts without tearing the sandwich papers. ****ing assbag ****er that invented it. He must have thought, "Hmmm, what's the minimum amount of paper and glue I can use on this **** so that dip****s'll have to buy extra ****-up pieces?"

I cussed a blue streak over my neighborhood yesterday! ...and finishing up today... The Boss' favorite was, "If I'm going to hell, it will be to install drywall. This is one special kind of ****ing ***** that just will not cooperate even at the modest task at which it was ****ing created to do! ****ing ****sucking ****bag."

Hahahaha. ****ing **** is reserved for me in a circle of Dante's Inferno unless I stay on the straight and narrow. emoticon emoticon

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Re: ****ing DRYWALL!!!

In any dometic DIY endevour, the first time you **** up you yell, "*****!". The second time you yell, "Motherless ****ing Whore!". This is the generally accepted convention.

Although "****ing ****sucking ****bag!" could definitely be used as an alternative.
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It's usually "THIS IS ****ING BULL****" "****ING WHORE-BAG **** ****" "**** YOU" "****"
when I am trying to do **** like that dude.
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Re: ****ing DRYWALL!!!

For me, it's usually, "God Damn ****-Sucking Son-of-*****ing Whore".

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Re: ****ing DRYWALL!!!

Now you know how I feel about crown molding.



There was a report on the radio recently that said that cursing actually helped when you hurt yourself or were frustrated by drywall.

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Well, I did get it done... putting it up, anyway. Now I get to spackle, sand, and paint.

And regarding injuries, I cut myself twice. Both with the utility blade. Neither required stitches or any other type of medical treatment. A great deal of cursing, "****ing ****sucking *****!" both took away the pain and made me feel much better and slightly more centered to be able to continue. Plus I took a break and had a ****ing beer, which is always nice on a hot summer day.

Tiling is next but I've called in the reserves on that task. I'll treat to a nice steak dinner and a dip in the nice new pool. Then I'll be back to crappin' in my basement john! emoticon

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Re: ****ing DRYWALL!!!

I do not **** with drywall. If that becomes necessary, the country to our South will supply the labor. **** drywall.
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..You guy are pussies....The lowest form of construction folk is Drywall mother****ers...I'm serious...Use "All purpose" in the 10 lb box...3/4 bullnose...web tape....dip****s!....****!!!!
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Re: ****ing DRYWALL!!!

Anybody can do drywall. It takes a man to do crown molding. But he needs his ****ing compound mitre saw back.
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I'm not trying to hijack the thread but what the **** is it with wives? She wanted crown molding in a little part of the house. I said no, no, no. Too complicated, upside down, plaster walls, not square, all the usual ****. Finally I agreed and got it cut (crown molding is death by a thousand mitre cuts)painted, fit and nailed up. Caulked it. Looks good but I hate, hate, hate it. She says, oh, thanks, honey. She did'nt want it anywhere but that one area. I even had to cut returns because the molding ends where the wall turns upstairs.

Last night, just before she goes to sleep, she says she wants me to please think about putting crown molding up around the house generally. Then she goes to sleep and I am wide awake fuming. I told her I couldn't do it because Tweed has my mitre saw and she said, well, get it back.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. . .

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