Scuff
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I hired a clerk, a kind of middle aged guy, who was working for the phone company for a number of years in Pennsylvania. I asked him how come he decided to get a job with us, because the phone company pays pretty well. He said that one day he went to a house for a jack repair. It was a run-down, ramshackle cobwebby place that smelled like sour vinegar. The old woman who let him in was wearing a thin, threadbare nightgown. Too thin. She had few, if any teeth left. He's repulsed and barely able to keep his lunch down from the smell, if not the woman. So he concentrates on the repair, watching his hands, the wires and the crimping tool he uses. She offers him a bowl of peanuts. He grabs a handful, just to be polite. They were good, he said, and he ate them. He told her they were good, and tried to hide the surprise that they did taste good, given his surroundings. He says the old lady looked at him, grinning and showing her gray gums, and spluttered out,"You should have tasted them before I sucked off all the chocolate."
Last edited by Scuff, 11/7/2009, 13:36
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AmeanCaucasian
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Re: Story
Ouch!
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11/7/2009, 18:24
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Thats foul.
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Re: Story
,,,woof! reminds me of a bad joke
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11/8/2009, 0:36
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So, did he **** her?
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11/8/2009, 5:32
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Scuff
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Re: Story
Your replies are so indicative of where your heads are. OD says bad joke. AMC says ouch, Leads says it's foul, Weed makes a play on words.
Slack? "Well, did he **** her?"
Hilarious.
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11/8/2009, 13:43
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