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OD you crack me up.
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7/11/2009, 18:59
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...To some conservative Christians (like Scuffman), sexual orientation is an umbrella term that includes both many forms of sexual behavior: homosexuality, bisexuality, bestiality, necrophilia, abusive pedophilia, etc. They believe that any human rights legislation that prohibits discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation will promote homosexuality and bisexuality... To my knowledge, has such an inclusive definition for the term "sexual orientation."
To most conservative Christians, and others, bisexuals are individuals who choose to enter into sexually active relationships with persons of both genders. They teach that most, perhaps all, bisexuals can convert to heterosexuality through reparative therapy and lots of ****ing prayer.
To Scuffman (quoted above), who defines bisexuality in terms of behavior, it makes sense to regard all bisexuals as promiscuous and cheese****s. To Scuff, a person must have engaged in sexual behavior with at least two people in order to be called a bisexualor A-hole: one or more males and one or more females. Since at least one of these must have happened outside of marriage, then every bisexual person must have met Scuffs' definition of promiscuity.
Most conservative Christians rarely refer to bisexuality. They prefer to deal with only two forms of behavior: homosexuality and heterosexuality. They regard a bisexual:
Who has decided to become celibate to be a person who has left the "gay lifestyle," and become an "ex-gay."
Who had decided to be sexually active only with person(s) of the same gender to be a homosexual.
Who had decided to be sexually active in the future only with person(s) of the opposite gender to be a heterosexual who have left the "gay lifestyle," of the East Coast.
In recent years, conservative Christians have funded publicity campaigns in an attempt to convince gays and lesbians to enter reparative therapy, to leave the "gay lifestyle" and become "ex-gay." Many of their success stories are actually bisexuals who have made a conscious decision to remain celibate or to confine relationships only with the opposite gender. Others success stories are based on homosexuals who have decided to remain celibate like Mr. Waits
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7/12/2009, 0:45
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Are you ****ing drunk? Jesus, OD, I'm a practitioner of a loosely based Judeo-Christian system of Zen, with subtle ties to Zoroastrianism, Sufi, Hinduism and the Shakers. I believe none of what you slurred there on that post but I retain my inalienable right to say it. I have never placed my penicular extension in any orifice not belonging to a human female or my right hand. Okay, the occasional wide-mouthed vaccuum cleaner atachment but nothing else, mechanical or animal or male.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. And Mr. Waits is not gay. Ask Kathleen Brennan, his ex-nun wife.
Peace and vaginal discharges to you in the nicest sense of the word,
El Scuff, Bodhisattva to the mundane.
P.S. Vet, you are right. I played them side by side. Same concert. I told Walter and he apologizes for the confusion and has put his piece away.
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Re: Tommy Boy
...Bi.!
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7/12/2009, 23:33
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Bi . . .as in valve? Bivalve? Like a clam, a bearded clam? A clam is a bivalve. The bearded clam is also a vagina.
Vagina. Does it make you uncomfortable, OD?
Bi? or not as in Bivalve but as in Bi . . .tuminous? Tuminous as in tumescent? Are you telling us you have an erection, OD? You can say it. Erection. A great big Bituminousity. Which would be coal-like in hardness?
Bi, indeed.
Bye for now.
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7/13/2009, 13:09
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I live near Bivalve, MD. Moslty inbread chicken ****ers. But since chickens are females I don't think that makes them gay. Just disgusting.
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7/14/2009, 1:31
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Bivalve, MD, indeed. Disgusting practice with the chickens.
Bi . . .carbonate of soda. Where is OD on this? Has the cat bi-furcated his tongue?
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7/14/2009, 14:14
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....All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, ****s, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!
name it!
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7/14/2009, 23:09
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Jesus!!!
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"Get off your ass and get down here to fix the goddamn biggest disaster in the nation's history."
Mayor Ray Nagin
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7/15/2009, 12:38
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Tanner Boyle. Bad News Bears.
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