Marmot
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The other day an old topic came to my mind. It was titled " when was the last time you almost 5hit in your pants" 
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1/18/2008, 18:08
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Re: hot pants
Good one, Weed.
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1/18/2008, 23:57
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I did **** my pants last year on the ski hill. I had been up late the night before drinking and we had beer for breakfast. I just thought I was going to let a little fart out on the chairlift but nope... it was warm and wet. Good thing I had three layers on.
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1/20/2008, 1:03
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Happened to me at work in August. Same scenario as AMC. Drinking beer the night before, no food to absorb it. It was hot, I was dehydrated. Went to sneak a fart out. Voila. My ass itched so bad about 2 hours later.
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1/26/2008, 21:54
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Yes and the stain on your boxers aint that cool either.
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1/28/2008, 21:21
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The dreaded shart... It has surely humbled even the toughest of men since time immemorial.
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1/29/2008, 0:32
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You are some seriously ****-obsessed mother****ers. First that bit with those two girls and now this. Glad I don't wear underwear any more.
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1/29/2008, 19:02
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Dudes, I did not anticipate posting in this thread out of aestetic reasons, but I had a near miss just yesterday. Got a little case of the Shanghai two-step going and was up at the Great Wall looking for a toilet. These consist of ****ing hole in the ground that you squat over and let er fly. But before I took the plunge, I notice that there is no toilet paper. None. Not in any of these stalls with the ****ing holes. So now I'm getting a little desparate coz it's an hour back to the city. Luckily my buddy's wife read all the ****ing guide books and knew that there is no toilet paper. She tosses me a little pack of kleenexes and our troubles are ****ing over, but it was a near thing.
They invent gunpowder, spaghetti, civilization itself. They're building nuke plants and no ****ing toilet paper. Hey Politburo, get a encyclopedia and look up "Third World Country". It'll show a dude squatting over a ****ing hole in the ground with no ****ing toilet paper. **** Intel and Ford, get ****ing Charmin in here.
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1/29/2008, 22:38
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