amphibious0rodent
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The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Luckily, me and Mrs. Rodent are pretty well matched. I think she's hot, she thinks I'm hot, and nobodey else in the whole world would agree.
Let's talk about the dangers of being with someone who is way too hot for your sorry ass. Case in point, our buddy AMC. Now AMC is a righteous dude. A former cooshound of legendary proportions. But let's look at what our buddy has done here. He has brazenly married a woman who is 8+ years his junior and could stop a ****ing clock. She could stop Big ****ing Ben. Is this asking for trouble? I would say so. Some day, she will wake up and take one look at his sorry ass and think, "Nanook was much better looking, even with the fish breath". Luckily, he is a good dad and she sees the benefit of keeping his sorry ass around.
So let this be a lesson to you unmarried dudes (slack). Don't put yourself in the position of having to hope she doesn't come to her senses and realize what a poor catch you are.
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3/8/2009, 5:54
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
I have often wondered what my wife sees in me. But I do know the story told by some very beautiful women who say they are very lonley because when guys see them it is assumed that they are already in a committed relationship, when in fact most are not. That is because cleft assed men like us are supremely afraid of making an overture towards them. AMC is not afraid of making a move. They are as lonely and horny as the rest of us and willingly respond to anyone who expresses a genuine interest in them as real people. My 2cents.
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3/8/2009, 13:54
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amphibious0rodent
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
****ing cradle robber
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3/9/2009, 19:57
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Ya but good looking is a state of mind dude. When she goes out she could get any guy in the bar and everyone knows that.....That said she is also aware of the fact that I could easily go back to ****ing many random chicks.
Also the thing about assuming they will come around to their senses means you assume they had senses.
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3/9/2009, 22:33
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Sure Tweed...and I could be the King of England.
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Mayor Ray Nagin
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3/11/2009, 11:39
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Some dude with big ****ing ears is ahead of you Roses. And it ain't Barak
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3/11/2009, 20:08
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
What are you all ****ing relationship therapists now.
What's next? park Rangers?
Gary, another oat soda......
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3/12/2009, 15:26
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Hell Rodent, Charles is my age. He will probably be dead before the Queen kicks the bucket!!!
If he gets to be King in the next few years and him and JoeBama get together it will be interesting to see has the bigger ears.
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