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TheTumblingTumbleweed
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
If I could only get a minimal reprieve from being married... 2 days, 3, 4, 10... I'm convinced of my abilities with talking to and endearing the fairer sex that I could nail 1 in 2 days because the pressure would be on. 1 in 3 days too but I might be able to score 2 because, again the pressure is on... 1,2, or 3 in four days. Probably more like 1 but because the pressure is on maybe 2 or 3. I won't say 4/4 because I've never been that good. But getting up near 10 days or a month of freedom, I still think my upper limit is no more than 5, total. Maybe 6 or 7 in a month but that's REALLY pushing it. That would be better than I've ever done. After all, I was never a DJ or a bartender...  But I am still confident in my scoring ability!  Sadly, I'll never be able to prove my prowess. But all who doubt me suck **** by choice!
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3/13/2009, 0:19
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Slackjawd
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Yeah yeah, Tweed. You wouldn't be able to leave the poor woman, and after the 3rd day, you'd be curled up in the fetal position at her feet, telling her about all your insecurities, how cruel the world seems, and the like.
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3/13/2009, 13:50
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amphibious0rodent
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
just keep telling yourself that Tweed. For the rest of you, I have a couple other pieces of classic literature. You know...Mother Goose, Princess and the Pea....Terminator 3...
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3/13/2009, 18:04
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Dream on Tweed..."If you will it, it is no dream." Theodor Herzl
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3/13/2009, 19:42
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
I'm sure the house cat dreams of being king of ****ing Africa
sorry dude, that was a bit low
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3/14/2009, 0:12
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Slackjawd
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Shut the **** up, Tweed.
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3/14/2009, 4:23
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
"I'm sure the house cat dreams of being king of ****ing Africa."
That right there is brilliant. As a prize I'm hiring your housecat to be the campi pet on safari.
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3/15/2009, 12:47
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RosesonYourGrave
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Re: The dangers of having a too-hot wife
Yeah...and the first night one of the trackers will eat Rodent's house cat!!!
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3/16/2009, 17:41
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