amphibious0rodent
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Good reasons to have kids
We checked into the London Crowne Plaza. A nice ****ing place. Max is standing there flirting with the girl at reception. I see her name "Zanda" and I ask her where she's from. She says Latvia, then Max tag teams me and says, "I know how to say hi in Latvia, Sveiks Zanda". Zanda says, "Sveiks Max!". Then she puts away the little reservation sheet that she pulled out and says, "Max, you think you'd like to stay in the best room in the whole hotel?". Max says OK, so we are installed in a 4 room suite for the price of the usual phone booth sized room. So me and the old lady are sitting around watching some pay movie sipping Patron while Max is about 3 rooms away watching Thomas the Tank Engine and raiding the ****ing mini-bar. Meanwhile we look out our window and look straight into the ****ing Queen's window in Buckingham Palace. My buddies from Westinghouse are all in the basement with a view of the London sewers.
This is the little-known benefit of having kids.
Suite!
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3/15/2009, 17:36
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Re: Good reasons to have kids
Shut the **** up, Rodent.
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3/15/2009, 19:55
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Re: Good reasons to have kids
Yeah, cleaning ****ty diapers and puke really is a good trade to save a couple bucks on a room where you spend the majority of the time asleep. Sign me right the **** up.
That whistling you hear is your sarcasm detectors going off.
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3/16/2009, 13:47
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amphibious0rodent
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Re: Good reasons to have kids
Touched a nerve, didn't we Tweed?
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3/16/2009, 14:38
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Re: Good reasons to have kids
Slackman has the bottom line on this issue! Well done Sir.
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3/17/2009, 0:57
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Re: Good reasons to have kids
Its true but that is still some good **** Rodent.
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3/24/2009, 23:08
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