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TBL quotes used in real life thread..
Have you busted out a line from the movie in a real-life situation? Post the story here.
The other day at work, I had three differnet contractors wanting me to provide staking at the same time. One crew wanted grade stakes for grading ditches, a paving crew wanted alignment stakes for a turn lane, and a landscaping crew wanted stakes for a retaining wall. All first thing in the morning. It was at the weekly meeting that they requested this ****, and being that I can only be in one place at one time, I calmly replied, "This is not Viet Nam. There are rules here." They didn't get it, but I left the meeting happy as ten****ers.
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10/4/2008, 1:15
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
The one I tend to use the most is when somebody asks me where to put some animal or can they bring a patient over and I tell them "It don't matter to Jesus!"
Have a couple students who really like to quote tbl so lately we just have conversations where all we do is spout off a random quote.
Just walking by one of them and I say "Also dude, china man is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please "
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10/4/2008, 9:45
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
We basically wash sheets and towels in the laundry, but once in a while a hotel sends us some of their rugs, with stains that are very hard to remove.
I always say to myself, "not on the rug, man!"
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10/4/2008, 12:21
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
My idiot prinicipal often says in her very condescending way how things should be. So when she does, usually at meetings where she simply READS a ****ing powerpoint to the staff, I mutter to whoever happens to be next to me, "Well, yeah, but that's just like your opinion, man." Sometimes it's lost on the person, other times it's kind of funny because they have no idea it's from the movie but they laugh at the comment.
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10/4/2008, 13:45
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
When I'm hung over on Saturdays, and people want to do something, and I don't feel like it, but they keep persisting...I bust out the "Saturday is the Jewish day of rest" monologue to them, capping it off with "And I sure as ****, don't ****ing (insert appropriate activity) on Shabbas!"
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10/4/2008, 18:18
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
..I've done same ...It really pisses them off
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10/5/2008, 3:25
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
I like the "Well Yeahhhh" after somebody says you're a dumb **** or something. Really puts them off their borstch.
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10/7/2008, 22:45
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
I always find myself saying "F&ck it, dude, let's go bowling."
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11/16/2008, 2:45
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Re: TBL quotes used in real life thread..
Welcome to the beach community dude. Also, the preferred nomenclature is "****" not "f&ck"
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11/16/2008, 14:55
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