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Children's essay's
Children Writing About The Sea.......
Number 5 is my favourite lol.
only children could write these, you just gotta smile,
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
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20/10/09, 21:22
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Re: Children's essay's
ha ha very funny espesh no 4!
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21/10/09, 6:58
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Re: Children's essay's
they are all very funny but number 5 tickled me most
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21/10/09, 13:12
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lol very good
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21/10/09, 14:45
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Re: Children's essay's
that reminds us of Hannahs essay when Carl was working for the pharmasist company she wrote (my dad sells drugs from the back of his van) its a wonder he did'nt get raided by the police, the teachers must be in stitches.
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21/10/09, 16:13
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Lol that was the funniest thing ever, the Teacher's face must have been a picture. She asked to see Shelle after School and Shelle had to explain. The Teacher did see the funny side but was a little concerned at first ha ha ha.
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very good
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23/10/09, 18:54
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