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Corny Jokes!!


 Dr Waldo reminded me of this joke so I decided to clutter up his Forum with this topic...

What do You give the man who's got it all?

A shot of Penicillin!!!

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 :wal: According to Rodney Dangerfield he was so poor growing up that if he wasn't a boy he would have had nothing to play with.
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 Yes, his daddy carried the picture of the kid that came with his billfold!!

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 :wal: Rodney's had a rough day today.He got up,put his shirt on and a button fell off,then he grabbed his briefcase and the handle came off,now he's afraid to go to the bathroom.
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peter rooter thats the name...you just flush your troubles
down the drain....rotten peter.......rotten peter

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 :wal: here's another Rodney joke.A girl I like called me and said,"come on over nobody's home",so I went over and nobody was home.
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 Hello Swinging Bachelors!!

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 "Call me when you have no class"

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 :wal:"I was such an ugly kid,when I played in the sandbox,the cat kept covering me up."
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 Is that Marshall in the corner with a pork chop tied around his neck??

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