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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
No Steve A's, LL's, Maggie's, Xue Tao's, Mark 2's, Manon's, MMT's, Molly Jone's, Pearl's, or any other kind hearted folks were harmed in the making of this mess, except on occasion. PC31, Tom51 (Where are you?), BEC, Twister, Waldo and others have been abused to the hilt as they are a bit more outspoken and thusly easier targets for satire and ridicule. None of these Yassarmasterpieces can be reused by anyone named Sam Everitt, Sam Houston, Sammy Davis Sr and Jr, Sam's club, Son of Sam, Samantha Stevens, or anyone named Sam without the explicit permission of my representive in arms Tom51 or my manager Vertical Mammsie.
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
I notice no-one is begging for more of these masterpieces. I was convinced to write more of this hogwash and my one Fan has left me hanging!!
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9/26/2003, 3:50 pm
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
Show us some more tripe. I'm game. Just don't ask me to eat that tripe stuff that I heerd you Southerners put in with your grits. Now if only Bringo would show up to compete with you...And where's April Moon hiding? Last I heard Rat didn't you have something to show her???
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
Was it Full?
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9/26/2003, 5:27 pm
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
Horse Tinkle Soup Whistle
Left hand and the right brain
Have little to gain
When Caramel M & M's
Take the noon Gravy Train
Hortense and Gertrude
Pick teeth from a jar
To give to the Salve King
Down at Joes Bar
Head cheese and souse
Make smelly same thangs
The liver of a doorknob
Is music to a jar of Tang
Here comes Kool Aid
Sang Jim Jones
Who now is mearly bones
As is Deforrest Kelly
Elvis left the building
In a long white limo Hearse
Priscilla is now prettier
Than she was at first
Xue broke our hearts
Us lonely pervs in a row
Forgotten like Billy Preston
Derthy still Luffs us yo ho
You 3 kicked sweeties arse
In 8 seconds bosom flats
Trouser snakes and yard sticks
Deletions are figments Rat
Hottubs lead to cold showers
When golden ones were preffered
Romper Room and Moncia Hats
Wings is track the third
Scattered Manure
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And now a bit from Pruned Weeds
Ravi Skankar ruined the Fort Worth Show
Why george brought him we'll never know
Emails and chat rooms junk and spam
When I think of that show damn damn damn
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9/27/2003, 2:03 am
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
The Unabridged Book Of Ratmann Rambles...
soon to be in a bookstore near you
Derthy
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If you can't laugh, ya know, what's the problem!
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I can't wait! That'll be on the Christmas list right next to Ringo Rama Special Edition!
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
The Moons of Sam40
Green Flies on Marshall's Butt
Romper Room full of Smut
Chicken Little had a headache
"I Helped" make 'Shake and Bake'
The British are Coming
At a Whore house near you
3 plus 12
Don't equal 2
Daydreams at your night job
Cornacopia full of slop
Ringo once had
The Top of a Mop
Rutabaga sausage
Gumdrop tree surgeon
Concrete with okra
Keeps Ulcers emergin
I saw a dogs Moon
And Sam makes it 3
Candy corn and peanuts
Is delisciouy
Rewind the forward pass made
At Xue, You Too
Band aids on whoreshoes
"Daddy, I'm through"
Continued on page 50
Of a 15 page book
MAD Magazine often
Used that sly hook
Do You Know Lee
Ug and her Sister Home
Molly won't share
Her new ice cream phone
Sardenian Gardens
Lenny and Squid
Mother is not happy
When I don't put down the lid
Scattered Manure
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9/30/2003, 4:08 pm
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
Life is a Kudzu
Life is a Kudzu
What do you do?
How do you do?
My name is.....
Vines and weeds
purple pink and blue
moon over kentucky
the short version too
Richie on the brushes
we like him still
au contraire Melissa
we cant get our fill
outside goes the puppy
but not the G
thats reserved for nashville sally
and the new kid larry
Rat is Kerouac
and the journal gets twisted
up on the roof
Timmy gets listed
Lost in the library
counting my change
looking for a book on elvis
that wasnt deranged
outside the building
they're taking down the banner
back in the old fogey days
none of that mattered
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Re: Scattered Storms junior!!
Hey, I was gonna say that!!
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