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Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail....
Thanks Tongs, I will.
I only seem to win them when i'm down and out and bummed. Damn that institution they call marriage.
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She called last night complaining because I threw a couple of damp towels in the dirty clothes and now the clothes smell musty and she says she can never get that smell out. Anyways, she told me that I should be doing atleast one load of clothes every day. I told her I already do the dishes and now it'll be the laundry. That leaves only the dusting and i'm sure she'll find a reason for me to do that so she'll have nothing left to do.
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If you can hang on till she decides to haul asss then she will look like the baddy. It does gradually get better with time as all told me. Marriage is just legalized terrorism!
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Osama bin Bride?
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Thanks Tongs, I will.
I only seem to win them when i'm down and out and bummed. Damn that institution they call marriage.
 Why do you think they call it an institution!
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tongiro massile wrote:
Rickeetickeetac!!!
that vereee goot one!!!!!
me almost knocks over gyros waggin whens I look at that one on my computer phone!!!!!
you knows what this means!!!!!
thats rites you wins Phunneee of Weeek (starting Sunday becyz Kitnas wins it this weeks!!!!)
WOO-HOOO!!! I am at a loss for wor...
I'd like to thank: Rod Serling (for conceiving of the Twilight Zone); pc's parents (for conceiving him somewhere in the Twilight Zone); pc's stylist (for taking the week off); whoever made the camera that was used to take the mug shot; Al Gore, for inventing the internet (without which none of this could have happened); Citrus County's "finest" (for, apparently, having nothing better to do with their time and the taxpayers' money) -- and last (but certainly not least), the lawyer that will soon be getting my unwitting benefactor out of the unnecessary predicament he currently finds himself in.
Also, I'm sorry to have been responsible for the near upending your beloved gyro wagon. A wise man once said, "Comedy is not pretty" - and your near catastrophy is but a scary reminder of just how ugly the collateral damage can be.
Having now won this prestigious award 3 times (twice, using only words - and once, using only pictures), I hope to win my next one by doing nothing at all.
The mantle in the imaginary trophy room at the back of my mind is filling up quicker than I ever could have imagined (which makes me wonder whose mind I've inadvertently wandered in to). But it's not an unpleasant place, and the heads on the wall all seem to know me by name, so I may stick around awhile.
Thank you again, sir, for your magnanimity and charity. I am humbled and hushed by such unwarranted kindness.
P.S. You were always my favorite Rutle.
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tkitna wrote:
She called last night complaining because I threw a couple of damp towels in the dirty clothes and now the clothes smell musty and she says she can never get that smell out. Anyways, she told me that I should be doing atleast one load of clothes every day. I told her I already do the dishes and now it'll be the laundry. That leaves only the dusting and i'm sure she'll find a reason for me to do that so she'll have nothing left to do.
the windows look a little dusty.....
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tkitna wrote:
Thanks Tongs, I will.
I only seem to win them when i'm down and out and bummed. Damn that institution they call marriage.
Why do you think they call it an institution!
I think it's called an institution because it only works if you're both a little crazy and completely committed.
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