Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail.... stuff some peanut butter between your butt cheeks. When you approach the bench, reach down, grab a handful and eat it. I gurantee the judge will give you a pass.
Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail....
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flux wrote:
stuff some peanut butter between your butt cheeks. When you approach the bench, reach down, grab a handful and eat it. I gurantee the judge will give you a pass.
Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail.... Good luck at the courthouse PC. My crystal ball - it's this cool 8 ball that you shake and then turn it over and then this answer pops up - it says "Diversion Class". Those aren't so bad except that these days they make you pay to go. But I made some really good friends in there.
But you better dress nice and act sorry in front of the judge and have a lawyer there to tell him how you really didn't mean to do anything wrong and you're an upstanding family man and how you've already cleaned up your act since the arrest, elsewise you'll get a whole lot worse than a diversion class, this I know.
Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail.... deffos there tom man...i am taking the family there with me...maybe he will see how god like timmy is and have compassion instead of passion like rat and ed-rod suggest...they do remind me of a good joke tho if this don't get a funny i don't know what will...i might have to buy one off gringio like the rest of you goat humpers...if you are easily offended then **** you...and if that offends you then **** you again....anyways little jimmy goes home and his mommy says what did you do in school today?...he says i had sex with the teacher today...she gets mad and sends him too his room....when dad gets home he goes and says why is mom pissed at you boy?...he said cause i had sex with the teacher today..dad says thats my boy and takes him out and buys him a bike....they go home and the kid puts the bike away without riding it...the dad perplexed asked why aren't you gonna ride your new bike?he says i told you dad i had sex with the teacher today and my ass still hurts...
Re: i spent last night in the citrus county jail....
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tom51 wrote:
Good luck at the courthouse PC. My crystal ball - it's this cool 8 ball that you shake and then turn it over and then this answer pops up - it says "Diversion Class". Those aren't so bad except that these days they make you pay to go. But I made some really good friends in there.
But you better dress nice and act sorry in front of the judge and have a lawyer there to tell him how you really didn't mean to do anything wrong and you're an upstanding family man and how you've already cleaned up your act since the arrest, elsewise you'll get a whole lot worse than a diversion class, this I know.
Tom-maybe you should use another term besides "8-ball"
