I need some laughter I need some type of laughter guys as the wife emailed me tonight at work that she wants a seperation. At least she did it the old fashioned way and waited until I was at work so that I could sit through 12 hours of the knotted stomach syndrome.
Re: I need some laughter what in the blazes is going on here ? Dang.
Tk that sux. Been there and it's no fun. Are you okay ?
Laughter is good medicene so here goes.
Why did Moses wander in the desrt for 40 years / Because he wouldn't ask for directions.
Re: I need some laughter Thanks Ed. Pretty decent joke. I laughed.
I'll be alright although i'm not so great right now. I'm taking a day off work tomorrow to see where I can stay (I have nowhere). This weekend we we're supposed to go to her family reunion, but its pretty clear that i'm not wanted there now. I might go anyways to see what might come out of it. At least to hang out with the kids. Its either going to be bad or good. I think we all know which way i'm leaning.
Re: I need some laughter More horse hockey from these modernized females. Told you in an e-mail, what class. Glad my kids were nearly grown so now I don't have to deal with the ex hag. 'Ed has giving me some great uplifting thoughts over the last few months so I hope he can give you some as well.
But you wanted funny stuff here and I all I can think of is evil wife shat to rant about.
Re: I need some laughter Tkitna, I am so sorry to heard that. I hope you will be ok. I can't find anything funny to say but I offer you friendly thoughts.
Keep in touch with moondogs.
Re: I need some laughter A guy takes his blond girlfriend to her 1st football game. After the game he asked her how she liked it.
She says,
" It was fun. I enoyed the players' tight pants showing the firm butts but didn't undertand all the fuss about 25 cents. "
" What do you mean ?" asks her boyfriend.
"Well," she answered. " Before the game they flipped a quarter, then for the rest of the game I kept hearing, 'get the quarterback, get the quarterback.'
What's the big deal ? It's only 25 cents."
Re: I need some laughter Well, i'm still living in the same house. The Mother-In-Law came down hard on her this weekend and told that nobody else would have ever put up with as much shat as I have. Who knows. We'll have to wait and see what happens. More at 11!
Re: I need some laughter Tongrio walks into a drug store. He has a hot date with a she-male and wants to buy protection.
'Does place have rubbers ?'
'Yes,' the pharmacist answers,'They're 4.99 for a 3-pack, including tax.'
" Tacks ?" Tongrio says. " That hurt very bad. Don't They just stay on by selfs?"
