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flux wrote:

Ratmann is walking on the beach, thinking bad thought about his ex wife when he spies a lamp, half buried in the sand. He digs it out and just for grins, rubs it. BOOM !
Out pops a genie that looks like Barbara Eden.
Ratmann is dumbfounded and alittle in awe at her healthy mammeries. She politely listens to his tale of woe and misery and agrees to grant him 3 wishes in one minutes time. She hates divorce and being a female, places conditions of Ratmann's wishes. Whatever he wishes for, his ex wife gets double that.
Ratmann thinks quickly and for his first wish, asks for a new black, Ford F-10 pick-up truck. BOOM. Right on the beach is his wish. The genie reminds him that his ex has 2 trucks now.
Ratmann then wishes the truck bed be filled with U.S. Million dollar bills. BOOM. Wish granted. He is again reminded by the genie that his ex wife's trucks are now filled with the same currency.
His 60 seconds are running out and he smiles before asking,
" Beat me half to death."

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L L wrote:

Sorry to hear of your troubles, Tkitna. Mine had my boss's boss served with the divorce papers and hearing papers at my job site.... It was all over the building before the big big boss and his office assistants were able to finally look around so they could deliver the news.

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge....

Have a Sir RINGOy day!!!!
      

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