Re: I need some laughter A good husband comes home one morning after an all-nighter with the boys. He tells his wife he stayed with his friend. She called his 10 closet friends and sure enough, he did stay the night with one of his pals.
Next weekend, his wife comes in one morning after an all-nighter with the girls. She tells her good husband that she stayed the night with her friend. He then calls her 10 closest friends and they all say his wife is still there.
Re: I need some laughter 2 drunk dudes ( we'll call them Jimmie and Wally )go to a brothel. The madam tells one of the attendants to put a blow-up doll in each of their rooms, thinking they're so drunk, they wouldn't know the difference.
Afterwards, as the two dudes are walking home,
Jimmie says, "I think my girl was dead because the whole time I was kissing and lovin' on her she didn't make a sound."
Wally says,
' I think mine was a witch, because when I started lovin' on her, she farted and blew out the window."
