tom sightings while driving home today i turned off the 121 onto hwy 335 and saw two large birds on the side of the road...i had to back up to look again and recognized them...it was two tall lovely toms.two plump male turkies.wild turkeys....easy maggie...neat huh?
Re: tom sightings That coulda done it. One time at Christmas years ago I was working for this outfit called Grigsby Construction and they threw a big party on Christmas Eve and gave us all the beer and shots of whiskey you could imagine and every employee got a frozen turkey to take home for Christmas dinner. So every one got drunker than possible and then we saw this laborer named Jorge sneaking out the door with an extra turkey and he was lookin all around real suspiscious like and loaded it into his car and then came back into the party and drank plenty more of the free booze.
So we all figured we'd learn him and we snuck out to his car and opened the plastic wrapping on the two turkeys he'd grabbed and stuffed them both chock full of rusty 16 doubleheads!
He left that night and drove away none the wiser. When we saw him again the day after Christmas he told us that when he'd got home completely drunk on Christmas Eve he carried the two turkeys into the house and never even noticed that they were full of nails, but the next day when his wife went to pull them out of the fridge to cook them boy she noticed, and just plain let him have it but they had the extended family all come over and they ate every last bit of the two turkeys anyway and you couldn't even taste the rust!
All's well that ends well I guess...
He ledt that night and drove away none the wiser.
Re: tom sightings one day on the way home i noticed a bald eagle on the side of the road eating a raccoon...i watched him for like half an hour...really cool
the turkey story reminds me of a guy named robert...we called him chico.he use to look for my bongs and finish hits...so my buddy chris broke match heads of a box of wooden matches and packed them in a bowl and sprinkled canabis on top to hide the heads....he then put the bong back on a shelf and we forgot about it...two weeks later chico found it and hit it...i laughed my ass off....
Re: tom sightings Merry Christmas Jorge wherever you are, and may Santa drop plenty of turkeys stuffed full of rusty nails down your chimney this year!
