A man walks into a diner and sits down to read the menu. The menu reads like this-
"Hot Dog" = .50 cents
"Hamburger" = $1.00
"Hand Job" = $10.00
A good looking waitress walks over and the guy asks, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"
The waitress replys - "Why yes I am. Is that what you want?"
The guy answers - "No. I want you to wash your hands so I can order a hamburger."
Re: very, very sad Sometimes, a good colon blow will do the job, ya know get rid of all da pooooo. Now, just go get the garden hose, and blow it all out.
