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Christmas Trip to Montgomery Corey's Version

Or better titled,
(Ratmann's Pissing Adventures)

[note to reader, I am posting this topic haveing not yet read Ratmann's version]

I arrived at the Rat house about 9:00 am which was the time we were suppost to leave. At 10 we left, headed up HWY 77 past my gal's house and saw many interesting sights on our way.

Belive it or not, Mr.Rat is a smart guy and told us much history and showed us many historical sights. We stoped at a Crystals and got a sack full of burgers there. The Fatboy asked the worker there if they had any stickers because he is a sticker lover. He got a whole handful of cool bumper stickers a tried to steal a holiday hours sticker from the door which he bugged us about the whole trip. Last trip we were at a Crystals he and I bot had a girlfried there hitting on us, I remember that trip looking at a TV watching PC getting hit by a Hurrican while eating burgers.

Not to far from there was the cemetery. Ok at this point let me add the Ratboy is a damn diabedic and pisses like a maniac. We visited his family's graves and took pictures. Soon there after once again he had to piss, so where better to piss but on the headstone behind the bushes. None of us belived even he would ever do something like this so we had to see for ourselves. Yes he did. Then, him being even nastyer, he sees several funny headstone names and wants to take my picture with them which I declined. He wanted me to be humping them. I remember one said SCREWS on it. Not to mention he wanted to take a photo of me humpping a giant cross.

From there we headed to downtonw Montgomery. It is an awsome place to visit. My family has a lot of history there and this is the first time I have ever visited it. He showed us Martin Luther King's church and several other historic sights there. We found the Capitol building then headed there. To me it looked like a smaller version of the WhiteHouse. There was a huge Christmas tree infront of it which we got pictures in front of. Again the Fatboy had to piss so where else? He pissed on a statue monument right in front of the capitol, not behind it, not next to it, but all over it. We all thought he was crazy and laughed our asses off.

A few moments later he had lit up a cigarette
then wondered if that was ok to do. He went to the brat's boyfried and asked him if it was ok to smoke on government property. The boyfriend then told him "well you've already pissed on it." From there we went to a CrackerBarrel to eat dinner. Me, being a skinny AIDs patient, I was still full from the Crystals we had eaten earlier. There at the restaurant we had what me and the Fatboy thought was an exceptionaly well figured waitress, untill I placed my eyes on a even better looking girl that walked in wearing short shorts and boots. Bought a couple things in the store while there too. I went and paied the bill, with his money, while he went back in to take a diabedic dump.

From there we drove through another historical graveyard then headed home. While in downtown he told us of mor history lessons and showed us the buildings where his family worked. We had to stop at JR's Fireworks on our way back and get some goodies for new years. The brat's boyfriend has never seen stuff like that before, living in California where all stuff like that is outlawed. The man working there was really nice, like most of the there in Alabama, he even took us outside to show us a fireworks display. We made our choices and he threw some extra goodies in our bag which was nice. I think the fatboy pissed outside the building while we where there. While the brat held it in till we arrived home.

I didnt go inside cause I knew I wouldent get bake up. It was 2am then. When we got out of the car which was the brat's, fatboy being diabedic could not hold it till the bathroom so he went beside his car. NEVER TOUCHING HIS CAR. He pissed on a headstone, on a statue on the capitol at Montgomery, and JR's Fireworks building, but would not touch his own car with urine. All through this trip he was gushing down liquids like they were going out of style. I kept saying "damn diabedic, 84 ounces," cause he would run into a store every several miles and get an extra fatboy sized mighty gulp which contained 2 and 1/2 gallons of beverage, and then like 30 minutes it would be empty. If he recycled all the bottles and beverage containers from that one trip he would have several dollars. All this trip my G/F would call about every 30 minutes and argue and makeup and all that sort of stuff. All and all it was a pretty groovey trip and I hope to someday go on another trip like this with these fine folks again. Please share any comments or pissing adventures.

Last edited by hotcorey69, 1/8/2006, 4:05 am

1/8/2006, 12:31 am

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