Limericks! There was a young Lady from Arkansas
Who's Popsicle photo we all saw
Just to be rude, this Lady named Xue
Took the photo down before
We could photoshop her
Re: Limericks! She liked water he liked brew
Her cyber teasing made his balls blue
he called her bluff
so she took off
now he's named his right hand Xue.
Re: Limericks! There once was a young lad named Jim Twister
On whose hands he always had a blister
Derthy sent a blow up doll
And Jim had a ball
It broke so he asked if she has a Sister
Re: Limericks! Mr Popularity i'm not
Steve A's the only admirer I got
The white girls still beat
My massive dark meat
Chitlins ain't goot till they rot
Re: Limericks! There was a young blow up doll from Exeter
Twisters peck took a peck and pecked at her
When she sprung a leak
A patch he did seek
While he seeked a back up one with extra fur
Re: Limericks! Once a young stud named Steve A
Tried to convince us that he wasn't Gay
So he never cracked a smile
and after awhile
Was found with his Tamale wagon in Monterrey
Re: Limericks! There once was a stud named Hot Corey
Who was trying to marry Hot Tordy
She called him a slug
Told him to eat a bugg
At least she didn't call him shorty!
