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Re: Just got Home from sucking Motorcyclist shat in the Honey Truck!
Bikers don't shat much!
I was volunteered to work the Honey Truck (porta potty truck) last night for 'Thunder Beach'. It is a biker weekend where they all drive in to drink and frig! I know just enough about the Honey truck to get volunteered for these events. I worked from 5pm yesterday till 2:30 this morning.
I got there and parked the truck and checked the shatters and then went to hang with the employees. One gal who is in charge and I talked all night off and on and realized we shared the same old fashioned Southern values. I told her that the Doctor had told me to get out and mingle but I didn't think this was the place for that. Later in the night two young biker babes came out of the terlet together and one of em came to me. She told me what a good job I was doing keeping the crappers clean. She was very friendly but drunk as a sailor on leave. She was telling me she went to wizz behind the potty but a securtiy guy told her she best not. A coupla times she came at me like she was going to kiss me. Then she insisted I take a 3 dollar tip as it was all she had. I told her I didn't want her money, just her kind words were enough. So I was like a kissing booth girl and got payed 3 bucks and didn't even have to kiss her.
When I went back to the lady in charge and sat down beside her. I said "Did you see that?". She said "Yes, see you aren't even mingling and you almost got kissed". Today I went to deliver a dumpster to a retirement home and one of the nurses came to me asking if I would like to buy some cookies for a dollar. I gave her one of the dollars from the 'Almost Kisser' girl and told her to give the cookies to someone else.
Saw a coupla funny t-shirts on the bikers. One had on the back "If you can read this the ***** fell off". Another said "I'm with Stupid" and it had an arrow pointing towards his privates. Another two girls came out of a portlet and saw me and said "We just took a shat in there so watch out". While cleaning one terlet I heard some unfamiliar noises (unfamilar to me as I never knew a girl who would do what she was doing) coming from the stall next to the one I was in. I heard a girl giggling and a man saying "Oh Baby, don't stop, damn that feels good". Then when they came out and saw me the girl gave me a sheepish embarrassed grin.
I tried to open the doors slowly when I was checking the wipes situation, but some of them never locked the doors. So I surprised a few women and alot of men who were releiving themselves. One guy outside suggested I submit my job to the tv show 'Dirtiest Jobs' and I said I had thought about that as well. Think it would be better if they rode with 'Doo Doo Tony' on his route. They would'nt be bored.
There were a coupla twin soul brothers out amongst the bikers trying to use their twins charm to pick up biker chicks. Also alot of the girls waited till they got outside in the open to put their pants back on.
I wore my uniform and my train conducter hat and was aggravated cause I had forgot my pocket knife. I never go anywhere without it as I use it all the time. Not to cut folks but for useful things. It was funny seeing these bad arsed looking bikers walking round talking on cellular telephones. There was alot of affection going on as well as couples arguing. They couldn't seem to be able to decide whether to love on each other or fight. The tattoo contest saw men and women alike showing their butts and boobs as that is where thier tattoos were.
2am is an odd hour. I am never awake that late or up that early. The lady in charge said "Tomorrow night is the bad night, that is "I'm taking my clothes off and dancing " night, where the biker chicks start stripping.
I saw 2 couples taking pictures with the poo poo truck. So I went over and asked if they would like me to open the door and get their picture with the terlet paper. The guy said "No, we are getting our pictures with the name of the truck" which was 'Tugger'. He said in Kansas "Tugger means Hand Job". Then he said "Your riding around in a hand job" and I said "and I never feel a thing"! I said I can call ladies over and say "Hey Honey, let me tell you about my truck". So it seems bikers don't shat much butt are full of tinkle and vinegar. I finally cleaned the pots one last time about 1:30am and headed for the shop. I wore my seat belt as the police will stop you for just being on the road that time of night. This story is not as funny now that I have wrote it as it was when I was making notes. Remeber to use more paper!
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Re: Just got Home from sucking Motorcyclist shat in the Honey Truck!
Don't forget when you get your paycheck to stop by the house so I can deposit it in my bank account. Wish I got paid overtime!
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5/2/2008, 9:35 pm
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Sadly it was not overtime. I did not work yesterday morning so I just got my usual 8 hours and since I came Home at 3am I was not able to go to work at 6am as usual. They told me to come in for the afternoon but I got there about 9am. Still lost 3 hours!
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Where be all da white wimmins be at?
Last edited by Alfonso AbsorbineJr, 5/3/2008, 7:58 am
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