Re: Beautimus comforting Chrsitmas cards online! So what does Santa do the other 364 days of the year. No, he doesn't make toys. His slave labor elves do that. What choice do they have? Where are they gonna go? The only transportation in or out is the sleigh, and only Santa knows how to make that thing fly. Does he cook for the elves? No, the Mrs does that. And just how can he afford the upkeep, anyhow. I'll tell ya. Santa is a private contractor for the US Government...kinda like Blackwater. Big time spy operation. You need information...he's got information. Kim Jong Il...naughty or nice? Just ask Santa.
