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Shelley7
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Funny stories
Has anybody got any??
I've got a quite a lot, so heres a couple to keep you going before i leave work for the day.
My boyfriend and i were on holiday in Tenerife last summer, We were sunbathing down at the beach minding our own business, and decided to go for a walk, i was topless at the time we couldn't have walked 20 yards when all of a sudden a youngish man - i'd say about 20, stopped us and asked if my boyfriend would mind taking a photo of me and him (the man) together. We both had laughed and a agreed. The man then presented my boyfirend with a poloroid camera and put his arm around me for his photo. On taking the photo and it printing the man then asked me to sign it....i did this he then said to my boyfriend that he had great taste!!!
The second one is more of an emmbarasement - a few years ago we were on holiday in Portugal sitting by our appartment pool i was again topless, i walked over to the pool side bar (still topless) and ordered a drink (a lot of the other females did the same) much to my suprised a voice i recognised said hello, i looked up and it was a male friend from work. He looked a bit red in the face, and offered to pay for the drink. I suggested that he sit with us for a drink i did offer to cover up, but in all honesty he had seen my boobs so what was the point. He's wife joined us and also went topless, however he's bit of a big mouth and i just knew he would mention something in work, so that night i suggested that we go out for the night, we had a lot to drink and ended up goign skinny dipping, the bloke form work ended up taking everything off! So i had my ammo should he comment when back at work - needless to say he didn't dare!
More to come...........
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filelover
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Re: Funny stories
Have a bunch of them , will start off with one in the carribean
Me and the girlfriend were a little busy going at it in the hotel. We were in one of the fancy GCM hotels and the maid service came in every morning to check on towels etc.
Well we never heard anything and I guess neither did she, so after knocking a few times just walked in. The position we were in didn't give me a view of the maid but my girlfriend she looked as embarrased as hell and walked backwards saying sorry, sorry, sorry
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3/7/2005, 11:23 pm
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Re: Funny stories
In keeping with the theme of the site, let's keep this topic about funny stories while sunbathing topfree rather than funny stories in general 
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3/8/2005, 12:08 am
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Kerry69
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Re: Funny stories
I was a a hotel swimming pool in Ibiza last summer, I noticed that the topless contingent of females were going up to the pool side bar without covering up, when it was my turn to go to the bar, i realised that the floor was so hot that i needed some footwear. I had these high heeled things that were more geared for going out in, and not beach/pool attire, andyway i put them on a toddles off to the bar in just these shoes and my bikini bottoms, as i approched the bar one of the heels spapped and i fell in to the pool - much to the enjoyment of the entire pool, i climbed out red faced (plenty of volunteers to help me!!) to see my boyfriend and his friends in fits of laughter.
Learn from this and invest in some flip-flops!
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When my husband and I were on a Disney cruise we stopped at St. Martin and went to Orient Beach for the day. I sat down and took off my top and enjoyed the sun. I was laying on my back when I see our tablemates, a couple with two teenage boys waving at my husband and I. As they got closer, they realized I wasn't wearing my bikini top. I think I was more comfortable than the couple. The wife stammered out a hello while the husband tried to keep from looking too obviously at my breasts. The teenagers just kept staring at my breasts. I guess I could have tried to cover up, but I rarely get a chance to sunbathe naturally and I didn't move. Eventually they said they had to go. We later saw them at dinner and never said a word.
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Re: Funny stories
I heard this story from a couple I used to live with.
They were at a store to buy a bathing suit for the woman. She tried on a pair of bikini bottoms, and, forgetting that there were other people around who might not consider this appropriate, she stepped out of the dressing room, wearing only the bikini bottoms, to ask her boyfriend what he thought. When he saw her, he gestured to her by covering his own chest with his arms. She was momentarily confused -- didn't understand what he was trying to say to her -- then looked around, saw a number of heads turned, realized her faux pas, and darted back into the dressing room.
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Last year I was on holiday to Gran Canaria for 14 days. At the 10th day my brother would come with his girlfriend.
At the 5th day, I was topless as usual, I told my boyfriend I didn't know if I would be very comfortable being topless in front of my brother. As I never was topless in front of my brother before I decided to to see what will if we would go to the beach with them.
About 10 minutes later we suddenly heard "hello". It was my brother! with his new girlfriend who came 5 days earlier so they would have a longer vacation. After about 30 seconds I realized I was topless, but then thought what the hell. When they sat down Linda (my brothers girlfriend) took off her top too. We both stayed topless the whole vacation and I wasn't bothered at all.
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I wasn't topfree or nude when this happened, but I think it's approprite.
Someone at work was going on holiday this week and was singing snatches of "Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polkerdot bikini," all the time. I commented that by today's beachwear standards that was overdressed. Noboddy laughed out loud, but I did get a few smiles.
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