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A lighthearted topfree story
The other day I received this story from a friend. It has been circulating around the internet and while reading I got a good laugh. The original author is unknown so I cannot give credit but I edited the story to give it a topfree spin. I hope you enjoy it as I did.
THE STORY
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. Also, most men (at least those who are astute) will notice that women’s breasts are not as firm as they were at an earlier age. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I make it clear that I support topfreedom for women and that she should prepare and serve dinner bare breasted. Since she is showing signs of aging, I gently encourage her to work out at the gym to increase her firmness. Of course this encouragement is only for her benefit. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves and I gently encourage her to briskly wash the dishes since this added exercise will surely increase her breast firmness. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. Besides this, an even better solution is save this task until she returns home from work. Then bill payments plus all other chores can be performed at home where I can watch her working without wearing a cumbersome top. This approach clearly allows her more freedom. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I point out to her that the added rest periods increase the time that her breasts are exposed to the sun so that she is not burdened with tan lines. More importantly, I invited some of my golfing buddies to come by the house while she is mowing the grass. This will allow them to observe her work habits while she is topfree and then offer their opinion on how she can improve herself. My golf buddies are all advocates of topfreedom for women. Their encouragement during this activity can only help with an aging woman’s morale.
One of my buddies has a high resolution digital camera. He offered to take photographs of my wife while she worked without her top. I thought it was a great idea because he could show the photos to a larger group of people. We could then get a larger sampling of opinions on how my wife could improve herself.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Signed,
Jim
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Jim died suddenly on July 2 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer lying nearby.
His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 5 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
Enjoy,
Bcup
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7/15/2008, 2:27 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
this does ound like a typical man...expecting the womaen to do everthing..that is why i divorced my ex after a 10 year marriage...and yes, i have very firm breasts!!!!!!!!!
liz
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7/16/2008, 9:09 am
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
>this does ound like a typical man...expecting the womaen to do everthing..
Careful! I'll bet some of the guys could find some pretty good jokes about the "typical woman" that ring all too true ...
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7/16/2008, 1:39 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
ahem.... :-)
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7/16/2008, 6:42 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
Amen to the last two posts.
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7/16/2008, 7:37 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
Some of us males are more enlightened and share the housework with our spouses.
Some of us do know how to cook and do prepare dinner if and when our significant other has been busy during the day.
We're not all knuckle dragging neanderthals,yanno. 
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7/19/2008, 6:43 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
I look forward to some goodnatured/lighthearted stories from alternate perspectives (stories about women that ring true). But please keep it clean!
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7/19/2008, 7:55 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
quote:
TBirder wrote:
Some of us males are more enlightened and share the housework with our spouses.
Some of us do know how to cook and do prepare dinner if and when our significant other has been busy during the day.
We're not all knuckle dragging neanderthals,yanno.
suckup!
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7/20/2008, 4:31 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
Suck-up? Moi?
Nah....
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7/20/2008, 6:43 pm
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Re: A lighthearted topfree story
LOLOLOLOLOL
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